Funny Santa Christmas Hoodie for Men – Cool Grandpa Gift

If you’re usually the one who makes the first joke about your age, this Funny Santa Christmas Hoodie has your comeback ready. Pull it on for Christmas dinner and give the family something to read before anyone brings up how long you’ve been telling the same stories.

A Funny Santa Christmas Hoodie with a comeback built in

“I’m not old, I’m a Limited Edition Santa.” The line comes with a grin from a tattooed Santa in dark shades, his red coat open and both fingers pointed straight at you. There’s even a second “LIMITED EDITION” across his belly, tucked among the Christmas tattoos. The ornaments, lights, and evergreen branches frame the whole scene like a Christmas card from the relative who always adds something cheeky at the bottom.

This is a Christmas pullover for the man who can take a little teasing and give it right back. Wear it for family Christmas dinner, a casual holiday party, or the annual gift exchange. It also makes a funny Christmas gift for a dad, partner, or friend over 50 who would read the slogan aloud and immediately claim it as his own.

 

A soft fleece interior for the Christmas rounds

The graphic is centred on the front of the Cotton Heritage M2580, with space between the neckline and the pouch pocket so the whole design is easy to see. The smooth cotton face gives the artwork a clean surface, and the soft fleece interior adds warmth for evenings at home or the trip over to a friend’s place. The modern unisex cut has a neater, less boxy shape than a regular fit.

• Style — Cotton Heritage M2580 unisex pullover hoodie with a modern fit.
• Fabric — 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, with a 100% cotton face and soft fleece interior.
• Fabric weight — 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²).
• Details — Three-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings through metal eyelets, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a tear-away label.
• Colours — Black, Navy Blazer, Maroon, and Purple.

The years go up. The jokes get better!

 

Choose the Right Size:

To choose the right size, please review this size chart. This image is also found in the product image gallery, so it can be viewed on zoom.

 

Care Instruction:

Other Informations:

Traceability:

- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GallZen ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gallzenstore@gmail.com or write to us Rottenburger Str.10, 84085 Langquaid, Germany.

 

Verpackungsregister LUCID ID (Germany): DE4402313676935

Fulfillment Partner: Printful Inc.

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• Wash Cold: flip it inside out and use a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Wash with similar colors.
  
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